The Top 17 Ways to Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped
17. You've got Windows on your
16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore
15. Your dork is ajar.
14. Quasimodo needs to go back
in the tower and tend to his bells.
13. I can see your Gap
12. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10. Elvis Junior has left the
9. Our next guest is someone who needs no
8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on
the lower deck, sir.
7. Captain, sensors detect a wormhole in
the forward quadrant!
6. Lil' Shaq's at the free show line.
5. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of
4. Your closet door is open and Donato's
3. You've got a security breach at Los
2. I see you have an opening in senior
And the Number 1 Way to Tell Someone Their Fly
1. Mini Me is making a break for
the escape pod!
OK, now don't spend the rest of the
day checking out everyone's, uh, "zipper area"... you'll
probably have a chance to use some of these soon enough ;-)
Did you check YOUR zipper while
Did you just now?