Old is When ...

10 - "OLD" IS WHEN.....

Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"

9 - "OLD" IS WHEN.....

Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

8 - "OLD" IS WHEN.....

A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

7 - "OLD" IS WHEN.....

You don't have any more old friends.

6 - "OLD" IS WHEN.....

Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

5 - "OLD" IS WHEN.....

You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

4 - "OLD" IS WHEN.....

You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

3 - "OLD" IS WHEN.....

"Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today.

2 - "OLD" IS WHEN.....

"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

And the one most of us will relate to....

1 - "OLD" IS WHEN.....

An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee.