Women's EnglishYes = No No = Yes Maybe = NO I'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later. We need to talk. = I need to complain. Sure go ahead. = I don't want you to. I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're so manly. = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about? Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house. I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper ... Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV. Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful. You have to learn to communicate = just agree with me. Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.] Was that the baby? = Why don't you gat out of bed and walk him until he falls asleep. I'm not yelling! = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is Important. Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole. |
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